yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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