i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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