i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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