wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
