dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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