Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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