JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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