Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
No subtext here. People are naked.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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