Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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