I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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