i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
True college students do jello shots in the library
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