quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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