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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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