Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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