If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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