Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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