i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if only i could text you this smell
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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