it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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