It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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