Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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