The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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