ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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