would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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