i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
