My hand turned me down
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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