And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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