David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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