I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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