When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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