He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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