Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
third nipple confirmed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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