it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
