I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
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i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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