At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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