What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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