Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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