She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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