So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The adults are the big ones right?
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