well most of my day revolves around power hour
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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