What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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