thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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