mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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