hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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