She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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