Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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