meet me or not, i'm out of control
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my shit smells like andre
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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