Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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