turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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