Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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