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I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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