Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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