Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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